From Whence the Dragon Flies

Someone with a Cassie sister who knows more about this site than I do ...

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ghost-of-bambi:

luckyladybutterfly:

velvetonions:

there needs to be a cooking show in which tv chefs go into student flats or houses and have to cook a full 3 course meal only using ingredients and equipment they can find in the kitchen

#HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO COOK ANYTHING WITH DORITOS AND INSTANT NOODLES#THEY DON’T EVEN HAVE A SAUCEPAN.

They do have a saucepan, but someone’s eating cereal out of it.

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You have, somehow, successfully engineered a way to safely dispense Alchemist’s Fire via pressurized hose…
DM, upon the party’s gnome rolling three nat 20’s to make a flamethrower before entering the Troll Marshes (via outofcontextdnd)

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